Everybody wants to be a cat

I wanted a cat that is fat. As round as a ball. I wanted a cat that was a lazy, who would just sit on my lap and listen to my rant. I wanted a cat who would greet me and would be please to be in company.

Instead, I have a cat who is as demanding as me. Who would not let me hug him, who would demand people to open the tap so he could drink. This is my cat.